amyponder: but honestly i feel like i’ve earned my accidental random encounter with a celebrity by now
lolyoureabitch: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
i have 3 moods: skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without interruption plays the same song on repeat for days
My mom: How are you going to explain your scars to your future children? What about the man you marry?
Me: The man I marry will love and accept me for how I am. Scars and all. He'll know about how I went though a hard time in my life but I made it. My kids will know that their mommy was hurting and that they will always have me to love and support them. They will know that I'm there for them and that I'll never give up. You just see ugly scars, I see beauty. You see a huge mistake, I see a lesson learned. You see shame, I see strength. I love my scars for that reason.
My mom: *speechless*
just so you know...
my mother just informed me that the reason why my back is hurting is because im gaining weight again….. THANKS BITCH. i know i have and im trying to be okay with it. but with you saying these kind of things to me makes me want to go back to my bad habit . you are not supposed to say that stuff to me.FUCKER.